Hot Tubs are Better Than These Useless Appliances

 

You may be mulling the idea of getting a hot tub. You know, a nice Bullfrog hot tub installed in your back yard for the whole family to enjoy. But you fall short of actually pulling the trigger because there are a lot of things you want and just can’t seem to narrow the list down. After all, you have limited funds and can’t possibly buy all the cool appliances and gadgets your heart desires.

We get it, there are a lot of really cool things that would make great additions to your home. And there are certainly other items you need to maintain your style of living, like the new iPhone or a refrigerator that works. A hot tub might seem like something not as important to have as other things. This makes sense if you need a washing machine or a furnace, but not everything we want in life is either practical or useful.

Our point is that buying a hot tub from Spa Max makes a whole lot more sense if the other things you want are useless junk. Here are a few examples of items that should definitely be low on your list of things you want to buy.

 

 

Treat Tossing Robot

Sure, you can fork out your hard-earned money on a robot that has the ability to toss treats for your dog. Nothing lets a dog know that he is missed and loved more than a treat-tossing robot.

Refrigerator with Television and Internet Connection

Do you really need a refrigerator that allows you to watch all of your favorite shows while simultaneously snacking on that leftover fried chicken? For some people, it is so important that they can still scroll Facebook while rummaging through the fridge in search of something to eat.

This is actually an appliance that reflects the nightmare of American families. Most of us would agree that we have suffered enough and would much rather spend quality time with our family members soaking in a hot tub, with no television or social media.

WiFi Scent Dispenser

With this nifty little contraption, all you need is your smartphone and you can control the way any room in your house smells. So if you want your kitchen to smell like frying bacon, you push a button on your phone and if you want your bedroom to smell like a watermelon Jolly Rancher, just push a button on your phone.

Your smartphone can do anything except keep you from buying something so freaking useless.

Smart Toilet

We aren’t going to take the time to explain what this is in detail. Basically, it is a toilet that can be controlled by your smartphone. There is just so much wrong happening here that we won’t bother with pesky details. Your basic toilet is user-friendly and self-explanatory with no need for an app.

Toilet Paper Dispenser with iPhone Dock and Speakers

While everybody loves to listen to their favorite tunes, there are just some places that probably require some peace and quiet and concentration of the task at hand. Of course, this could come in handy to mask the sounds that reverberate in the bathroom. But if you insist on playing music in the bathroom choose the songs Under Pressure, Who Let the Dogs Out and Free Falling.

Quesadilla Maker

We like ourselves a tasty quesadilla on occasion just as much as anybody else. But we certainly aren’t going to buy an appliance with a sole purpose of making quesadillas. That’s just plain silly. Really, how much effort does it take to pull a pan out and cook a quesadilla? There are so many other items not as useless as a quesadilla maker that can take up precious space on your kitchen counter.

Pizza Oven

Just like the quesadilla maker, the pizza oven is limited to cooking just one thing. Basically, a pizza oven is an oven that will take up a whole lot of counter space and holds the single ability to bake a pizza. Well, you already have an appliance that is capable of baking a pizza, there is no reason you need two.

If you don’t buy these useless appliances and gadgets, you will have enough money to get something the whole family will enjoy, a hot tub from Spa Max. Shop now.