Bullfrog Spas Make Good Gifts
You have an anniversary coming up, and whether you will be celebrating one year together or 50 years together, you had better not fail in the gift department. You have probably heard the saying, “happy wife, happy life,” this saying couldn’t be any truer. And if you get her an anniversary gift that falls flat or fails in general, you can expect to be miserable for at least a year, or until you buy her a Bullfrog spa to help heal the wounds from that bad gift.
Look, we recommend you skip over the whole being miserable part and just have her choose from our selection of Bullfrog Spas here at Spa Max, it’s so much easier than shopping for the right anniversary gift. But if you are stubborn and insist on shopping for an anniversary on your own, then we suggest you don’t make the following mistakes.
Appliances
Unless your wife specifically states she wants a new washer and dryer as an anniversary gift, just don’t even go there. It will be bad enough if you buy her a dishwasher, stove or other large appliance, but it will be even worse for you my friend if you present her with a blender or waffle maker.
Lingerie
Just how much do you value your life? Lingerie is a no-no for several reasons; if you get something too small, she feels bad about herself, if it’s too big, she will be offended. If you somehow manage to buy something that fits her like a glove, it will be the wrong style, color or something she finds offensive and will never wear anyway.
Fitness Products
Unless you are looking for trouble, do not buy your wife a treadmill for your anniversary gift. Any fitness product you present her will be taken the wrong way, that is a fact, gentlemen.
Tickets to the Game
Your wife might say she enjoys football or hockey, but that is just pillow talk, words used to soothe and control you. If you get her tickets for the big game, she won’t go, you won’t go and you will be grounded for giving her such a lousy anniversary gift.
Gift Card
You might think a gift card is a great anniversary gift because it gives her the freedom to buy what she really wants. She views it as a gift that took zero thought and absolutely no effort on your part. You lose again.
Anything As Seen on TV
If on the package of the gift you bought your wife for your anniversary are the words, “as seen on TV,” you are in serious trouble. Even if, through some miracle, this gift is actually pretty cool, those words on the package tell her you sat on your rear end in front of the television shopping for her anniversary gift.
Listen up all of you husbands out there, give her a hot tub for an anniversary gift and save yourself a whole lot of grief. Plus, it’s a gift you can enjoy as well. A win/win situation.