Hot Tubs Should Totally Replace Couches

In our last post, we discussed why watching football from your hot tub is a really great idea. But in hindsight, we should have mentioned that watching anything on television while sitting in a hot tub is a great idea. Well, watching reruns of Golden Girls or Rosanne is horrible, even if you are in a hot tub. But the majority of television shows and movies can be enjoyed from the comfort of hot tubs.

Then that got us thinking that your hot tub could replace your couch. It is a change that is much-needed. Here are some ways in which a hot tub is better than a couch.

Couches are really kind of boring. Once you hit a certain age, nothing exciting ever happens on a couch. Hot tubs are places where fun always happens; well, most of the time anyway. Besides, when was the last time somebody called you and invited you over to check out their new couch? They didn’t, because couches are dreadfully boring and hot tubs are not. Also, hot tubs have jets, couches don’t.

Sitting in a hot tub relaxes your body and the hot water increases blood flow and circulation. Sitting on a couch really does nothing good for your body. In fact, sitting on your couch too long is not at all very healthy.

You enjoy fresh air and a brightly lit, starry night while sitting in your hot tub. Your couch offers your living room decor, which your spouse picked out.

You see, hot tubs should totally replace couches.